Egg on my face?

Richard Simpkin  |  Features  |  Music
Date posted:  1 Jun 2018
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Egg on my face?

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Every now and then a light goes on.

I discover something life-changing. The latest thing I’ve discovered? A dozen eggs for £1 from Poundland. The best and yellowest yolks I’ve had since my box of freshly-laid ones from Wilde Eggs of Brockley. Absolutely cracking.

On the music front, I’ve recently discovered that I was wrong about something. I have a lot of half-boiled ideas, but this particular thing I was wrong about only came to light as I heard someone hatch some pretty free-range teaching I wasn’t sure about. It’s a good thing not to poach the teaching of others without discernment, and we mustn’t chicken out of admitting our mistakes, so I need to, um, let the Bible do the talking instead of me. Hmmm, that last egg pun was a bit rotten.

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