TV or not TV? — that is the question, occasionally aired in these pages. Here, for your blessing, is a further warning to those who might be tempted not to go with the flow.
1. You may not be able to follow many of the sermons in your church. The ones, that is, which start, ‘We were all watching with horror/fascination/ admiration/incredulity the events of last night/Friday/Thursday…’, etc. Some congregations are provided with pew Bibles, even when the pews have long since gone. It might be more helpful for many to be equipped with copies of the weekly TV Guide.
2. You will never, no never ever, win any prizes at the church’s quiz night — let alone the pub’s.
